Can I like marry you?
Hmm…. 
Well, ever heard of Drive Shaft? You know "You all Everybody"?, quite the famous band back in England. You're a fan, yeah?
Not sure that I have. That may be a little past my time…
LOL your last name sounds so dirty, i bet people joke about it a lot
Huh?? My last name?
DEAR FOLLOWERS OF LAPISUS
As the day comes to an end, let us remember the true meaning of May 23rd
FOR TODAY WAS THE DAY THAT FRANK LAPIDUS ROSE OUT OF THE WATER
TRIUMPHANT AND SCRUFFY
AND SAVED EVERYONE ELSE WITH DUCT TAPE AND SHEER FORCE OF WILL
Without Captain Frank J. “Chesty” Lapidus, we would truly have no cause to celebrate.
xoxoxo
Sure you do, Captain. A pilot with a helicopter just happen to fall from the sky on this bloody island. I'm just looking after my bird and kid, they've tried to do it before you know, kidnap them and all that, even hanged me from a sodding tree. Sorry for mistaking you for one of them, mate. Can't be enough careful here though, yeah?
Actually… my helicopter… well, never mind that. Hey, do I know you from somewhere?
Okay, just let me know if there's anything I need to fix, man. I'm pretty good, Frank. And nah, I'll let you know if I need to go back to the island anytime soon.
Will do Jack. Sure am jealous that you’re off the island somehow. Where are you, anyway?
Sure, I forgot that I have a helicopter in my back pocket we all can use to fly off the sodding island with. So, you're not planning on stealing Claire and the baby and inject them with...God knows what?
You might not, but I do. I landed that baby right over the hills about 6 miles south from here. Plus, I’m not planning on injecting anyone with anything… What gave you that idea?
Frank! How you doing, man? Need any of my doctor assistance?
Nah, I’m doing good, as far as I know. How’re you faring, Jack? Need me to fly you anywhere soon?
Oi, I don't think we've ever met. Charlie's the name, who are you? You're not an "other" are you?
I’m Captain Frank Lapidus. Need a helicopter ride?
And what’s an “other”?
What made you decide to become a pilot? Was it a childhood dream?
No, when I was a kid I always wanted to play baseball for the Yankees. A kid can dream, right? But a friend of mine ended up getting me into flying. Never took myself for the adventurous type until I took my first flying lesson. After that, I knew it was for me.
