Not sure that I have. That may be a little past my time…
Huh?? My last name?
As the day comes to an end, let us remember the true meaning of May 23rd
FOR TODAY WAS THE DAY THAT FRANK LAPIDUS ROSE OUT OF THE WATER
TRIUMPHANT AND SCRUFFY
AND SAVED EVERYONE ELSE WITH DUCT TAPE AND SHEER FORCE OF WILL
Without Captain Frank J. “Chesty” Lapidus, we would truly have no cause to celebrate.
Actually… my helicopter… well, never mind that. Hey, do I know you from somewhere?
Will do Jack. Sure am jealous that you’re off the island somehow. Where are you, anyway?
You might not, but I do. I landed that baby right over the hills about 6 miles south from here. Plus, I’m not planning on injecting anyone with anything… What gave you that idea?
Nah, I’m doing good, as far as I know. How’re you faring, Jack? Need me to fly you anywhere soon?
I’m Captain Frank Lapidus. Need a helicopter ride?
And what’s an “other”?
No, when I was a kid I always wanted to play baseball for the Yankees. A kid can dream, right? But a friend of mine ended up getting me into flying. Never took myself for the adventurous type until I took my first flying lesson. After that, I knew it was for me.